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“Manny being Manny” to cost Dodgers millions, credibility May 7, 2009

Posted by Fernando Gallo in General News, MLB.
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By Jordan Guinn

To quote Nelson Muntz: “Ha Ha.”

Manny Ramirez has been suspended for using performance-enhancing drugs and will not be able to rejoin the Los Angeles Dodgers until July 3.

manny-armsEven though the Dodgers have nearly a double-digit lead in the National League West, Ramirez’s sudden departure should make the division race a little closer. No. 99 will return for the Dodgers in plenty of time for them to still win the division, but I’m most excited about watching Dodger fans still salivate over and make excuses for him, and continue their avid and slobbering fellatio of Ramirez. (more…)

Superman just found his kryptonite: Stu Jackson April 29, 2009

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Dwight Howard was in the middle of another star-making performance last night (24 points and 24 rebounds – love the symmetry), and then he decided to do something really stupid. Perhaps stupid isn’t the right word. Moronic? Dumbfounding? How about championship-threatening? I concede that the Magic aren’t likely to win a title this year, especially with the dominating way the Lakers and Cavaliers are playing, but the single chicken wing Howard threw out there might cost the Magic the series. (more…)

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